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Ha Ha

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Somebody tried to sign me up for SufYawn’s mailing list. Why not put me on Iron and Whine‘s while you’re at it? Your pathetic wussy taste in music makes me SICK.

Written by banksean

November 14th, 2006 at 5:44 pm

Posted in General,Music

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6 Responses to 'Ha Ha'

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  1. Man, *I* should’ve thought of that.

    David

    14 Nov 06 at 6:35 pm

  2. How do I know you didn’t? Rest easy though- I have many suspects.

    banksean

    14 Nov 06 at 6:47 pm

  3. don’t look at me. i like to sign people up here.

    although, it’s just not the same since they ditched ol’ ted.

    crayolalettuce

    15 Nov 06 at 7:55 am

  4. are any of your suspects fond of the color purple? did you notice anyone following you to work? it could be those pesky men in black you know. i hear that extra terrestrials embed sufyawn songs with secret codes. Some of these codes direct the listener to read the bible, make themselves available for rectal probing, as well as general pacification. i would suggest a full body scan to locate any chips they may have inserted into your body. some symtoms to watch out for would include; cravings for purple colored foods, overly itchy rectum, feeling compeled to walk into your back yard late at night, overall satisfaction with the current administration, etc. hope all is well.

    Shawndungstaramdung

    15 Nov 06 at 8:47 am

  5. craylolalettucre: from that New Life signup page, wtf is a “Jerusalem Diet”???

    Putting land mines between yourself and fatty foods?

    banksean

    15 Nov 06 at 9:02 am

  6. jerusalem diet consists of ;

    a) starving oneself from the truth that the holy land is equally for sinners/heathens as it is for jews and muslims

    b) starving oneself of the fact that killing for jesus makes you more evil than killing for killings sake

    c) starving oneself of the fact that you really don’t hate palestinians because they aren’t believers but because your a selfish chump (and vice versa).

    Shawndungstaramdung

    15 Nov 06 at 10:23 am

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